It's Always Something

Just your average American college graduate with no motivation and a healthy dose of cautious optimism about law school. These are my thoughts, comments, and all the other weird shit rolling around in my brain. Enjoy!

Sometimes, I Hate Being Right.

I failed evidence. 

I have to retake it in the fall.

I hate my evidence prof with a fiery passion. 

I may or may not be plotting my revenge. 

I still have my textbook, flashcards, E&E, and goddamn motherfucking McCormick. McCormack? Whatever i still have that thing.

I am going to sit in the back of the class and not make eye contact with the 2Ls.

Ugh i hate this day.

lambtime:

five full minutes of michael kors quotes from ten seasons of project runway.

you need to watch this.  

“it’s a brady bunch dashiki!”

“she looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral.”

“it’s like a mexican serape gay flag.”

Just when i thought i was done blueblooking for the semester….

i volunteered to help out with counting errors in the bluebooking test for the incoming journal babies. 

because i don’t have enough to do.

and i’m trying to finagle myself into my managing editor’s good graces. 

3 Things

1) One exam to go. Criminal procedure, for which i have a fuckton of notes, ppt slides, an emmanuel, and a barbri outline book. bring it, bitch. [thing is that i cannot find the energy or the give a fuck to study, i just want to marathon sons of anarchy until tomorrow is over.]

2) I have the best boyfriend in the world. He already bought my birthday presents and was so excited about them that he had to give them to me 2 weeks early. Dawww. 

3) GUUUUHHHH FRANK TURNER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE. Seriously if this man’s voice could get people pregnant I’d be totally on board for little goatee’d half-english folk punk babies. [of course i’m kidding children ruin everything]

Hi more new people!

I honestly have no idea what witchcraft is going around making people follow me, but welcome everybody. 

This is final exam season for my 2nd year of law school, plus it’s hockey playoffs, my boyfriend and i just had a major anniversary, i’m moving in with my mother for the summer, and i start work in a week and a half, so my brain is literally all over the place and that’s as close as i’m going to get to an account of what’s happening here. 

I’m here off and on all day, so feel free to message me to say hi or whine about your day or whatever. You can never have too many weird friends on the internets.

Seriously I can’t decide, help me nice internet people.

Should i watch disney (i’m working on Aladdin and I’m thinking Hercules or 101 dalmatians next) or goon?